Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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