he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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