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my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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