Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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