gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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