Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
