Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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