Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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