It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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