a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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