I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
im holly from the hills drunk
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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