I feel like I'm in dance class right now
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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