You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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