i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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