Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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