I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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