I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Couch. On fire.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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