that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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