I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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