Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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