so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he shaved USA in his pubs
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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