Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
i think i just lost a toe
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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