So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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