that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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