I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Randomize
