He uses pillows to masturbate.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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