I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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