dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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