He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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