I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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