just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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