Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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