Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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