im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
she smelled like a LAN party
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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