just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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