I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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