hotel room ftw
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
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