Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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