Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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