yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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