She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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