Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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