How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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