Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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