so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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