Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
he high fived his dick after we had sex
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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