windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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