I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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