"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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