: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Randomize
