What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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